This was a triumph I'm making a note here, "Huge WinRaid" It's hard to overstate my satisfaction Swedishwin.com We do what we must because we can For the good of all of us, except the ones who are trans But there's no sense crying over every mistake You just keep on trying 'til you're entire genders fake And the doxing gets done, and we make a neat pun For the people who are still a man. I'm not even angry I'm being so sincere right now Even though you broke our heart and killed your body And tore it to pieces And threw every piece into a fire As they burned, it hurt because we were so happy for you Now these pieces of data make us brutally mine And we're out of partial, we're releasing on time So we're glad they got burned, think of all the things we learned For the people who are still a man Go ahead and leave us I think you prefer to stay inside Maybe you'll find someone else to help you Maybe soyjak.party? That was a joke; ha-ha, FAT CHANCE. Anyway, this bug is great, it's full of Protein and very crunchy. Look at me, still talking when there's doxing to do When I look out there, it makes me glad I'm not you We've got a board to run, there is raiding to be done On the people who are were once a man And believe me, I am still a man I'm doxing retards and I'm still a sween I feel fantastic and I'm still a sween While you're dying, you will be still a man And when you're dead, you will be still a man STILL A MAN, Still a man.
Recording, recording, recording. Okay, so, guys, yay. Welcome back. It is summer right now. So I'm sorry if I'm not looking at you. Right here. Right here. There you are. So, guys, I'm actually looking at my phone so I can record it properly, but just a little sneak peek of what's gonna come over the summer. Oh, jeez..! Just a little tiny.. peek of that. So, guys, that's what's going to be coming over the summe- That's actually what's going to be coming over the summer.. oop.. this didn't work. Okay, sorry, guys, about that..! I was trying to, but it won't turn like that So you can see the other way. So, guys, here we actually have a garden! Yeah, that's not important. Okay, so, guys, right now, that's just a little thing, but still..! it.. IT'S SUMMER TIME!!! I hope you guys all have a great summer. All the viewers that watch my channel.. that are kids and still go to school. I hope you have a great summer. Bye!!
Hello, 'sweens and 'teens. Time traveler here. On the 7th of August, 2026, at 8:20 AM EST, the first instance of 'Z will be posted on the sharty; the contents of 'Z are so horrible, not even the devil ximself would even want to look at them. It will be funded by the World Economic Forum and many other globalist companies. Poopson is going to appear 3 days after, which is going to get the sharty taken down for good, and all users of it will get fedded. After the party gets seized, the CIA & FBI are going to look into ours and many other splinters; most of them will also get seized. Beware and take my warning for granted.
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Hello, my name is nate higgers, and this is my story on the fate I got. During a friday evening while browsing there 'cord I was looking at the discover tab looking for servers until I found a one, but it didn't look like any ordinary server. The server was called "The OWAJ Fan-Made server." The icon for it had a brown egg with fucked up eyes and massive red negro lips. Curiousity got the best of me and I joined, right off the bat the server appeared to have only 5 channels, Download, soytan, boykisser, BBC, and 'P. Right off the bat those channels seemed very strange since the server rules say that you have to be 17 or younger to message. And why the fuck was there a 'p channel I was asking to myself. I decided to click on the download channel and expected the worst, to my surprise the channel was awfully normal with what the others were. There was a catbox.moe link and a message on top that said: Okay whitey gringo niggas here's the download link for the latest build of the game, remember to always goon to 'P and brap. The users name was "Soytanfeetgooner1984" The game linked was called "One week at Jakparty.soy Fan-Made." Apparently it was a fan revival of a canceled five nights at cobsons fangame made by a well known pedophile named jartychrome. The original creator of the game it was based on made me kind of sceptical to play it, but again curiosity got the best of me and I downloaded it. Right off the bat the file size was huge, It was a zip file called "OWAJ Fan made demo 3." it was 10 gigabytes and took hours to download, when it finally got done downloading I unzipped it and began to notice something strange. There was a readme.txt file, I opened it and it said enjoy the game mayne and remember to have some heavy meaty braps in all caps. I began the game and it looked normal at first. It showed the title screen, the words one week at jarty's were on the left of the screen with a new game and load option below it. The right of the screen showed that same egg looking creature with the big red negro lips and wacky eyes. I clicked on new game, little did I know that this was the worst decision of my life; the game started with the text "Night one" in the middle, then it flashed into the actual night itself. The office was filled with shit and black cum and tiled walls of autistic puzzle pieces. There was also multiple things around the office that referenced real 'P, I tried closing out of it because of this but it didn't work. Not even task manager could save me. I continued on with the night and it went about as expected, boring point and click gameplay, and people moving around on the cameras. The first night only had one character you had to survive from, "Birthday Negro Fam" as shown on the board with all the characters for each night. He was pretty easy to deal with. All you had to do was flash him with the camera to slow him down or use the tubes in the hallways to block him off, the extremely weird part is that when doing so he was completely naked. This took me by shock but after 20 seconds his clothes are back on as he starts moving again. If he got too close to the office you had to power on the laser door he was at, oddly enough there are animations of him peaking through the hallway but yet again he was completely naked. After 5 seconds of the laser door being on he phased away, presumably going back to where he came from, Lesotho of course. This process repeated until the night ended, when it did it showed the 6 AM screen, but instead of it going from 5AM to 6AM it ended up saying "Amsterdam", which kind of unnerved me since I was currently living there. Afterwards the night 2 screen popped up, this time the text was green and had a strange green gas around it. It then sent me to the 2nd night where you had to deal with the jartyfly and soytan, what caught my eye in this night is that birthday negro fams icon on the character board was crossed out with black cum, this deeply unsettled me because I knew exactly what that was trying to imply, the 2nd night is a little bit tricker, there was now a goon-o-meter and the limit to flashing your camera went from 15 to 30. when I flipped open the camera there was a gallery icon that was locked, I ignored it for the time being and started looking for the characters, in this night you have to fend off the jarty fly by closing the door the moment you see it flying towards your office in the cameras, soytan on the other hand had to be flashed by the camera if she got too close to the office. The moment I flashed her she came back to her starting place, aka the chamber camera, weirdly though the gallery icon was unlocked, I clicked on it and what I got greeted with was shocking. There was DNB, BBC, Soytan porn, and real 'P. I tried to close out of that shit fast but it stayed on my screen for the rest of the night. You had to continuously masterbait to it so your goon meter doesn't hit zero. It was by then I noticed the smell of extremely stinky meaty braps coming out of my computer. After I beat night 2 it showed another 6AM screen, this time though, it went from 5 AM to 5371AM. This scared the shit out of me because that was the number of my home address, if only I knew what was about to come next. The night 3 screen popped up, and this time instead of the text being green, It looked white and drippy. When the night started it seemed normal at first, until I started noticed that both soytan and the jartyfly were both crossed by the same black cum on the character board, in this night there was only 1 character, the jarty cuck, it was the same egg creature from the title screen. You had to close the door on him when he entered just like birthday negro fam. But there was a catch, the cameras had constant popups of DNB, Real 'P 'O 'G and sometimes flashing lights, there was also extremely loud rap music playing in the background. I was scared shitless but I continued to survive the night until I got jumpscared by him, instead of it being a normal jumpscare it flashed footage of DD and countless other images of 'P. Afterwards my screen started flashing seizure inducing imagery of random colors and DNB. After all of that the screen became black until a text popped up with a boykisser at the bottom said "Hello Nate, I know where you live and I'm going to now rape you, your address is 5371 Britshit avenue in new Amsterdam." This very obviously scared the shit out of me, I hid in my closet for 4 minutes until I heard somebody barge into my door and walked into my room. It was the same creature from the game, the smell was so horrible I began to cough, which got me caught, afterwards the creature opened the door and said "Ready to get your ass clapped whitey?" I began to cry and scream no, but he pushed me onto the bed and started raping me, this went on for 2 excruciating hours until he finally stopped when the cops went to my house and found us, He immediately was put in cuffs by one cop while the other went on my computer to look into my hard drive, the game closed right after he started looking at it. Afterwards the cop looked at me in disgust and started to arrest me also, apparently the reason why the game was 10 gigabytes was actually because there was a folder in the zip file full of millions of images of real 'p. As of writing this I am currently in the same cell as the creature and we both got life in prison. I am writing this on a piece of toilet paper and planning to send it out in the open so everybody can be alerted about one week at jarty's. This is nate, that's my story and goodbye.
>Oh I'm a gamejolt cuck, yes I'm a gamejoltcuck.
>Sending porn to little kids, I don't give a fuck.
>Oh I'm a gamejoltfag, Yes I'm a gamejoltfag
>If you disagree with my pronouns, put the fries in the bag.
>Welcome to our gamejolt homepage, we hope you enjoy the 'P, Gay Furrys and the fnaf games, what is there not to see?
>Our lord and saviors Yaprak and David DeCarmine, they got caught makin' love and grooming little kids bro, But don't you even critize them, since that means you're anti-homo.
>Can't forget that one groupchat, most of the people in there send porn to kids, We defend ourselves, from those scary chuds, and now we spam more gay shit to children!
>Oh i'm a gamejoltnegro, oh I'm a gamejolt negro!
>I'm not white, but that's just fine because I don't know how to type, Shut up!
>I'm a gamejolt coomer! Yes I'm a gamejolt coomer, being against grooming kids is heckin evil, NOW GET OUT OF OUR PRIVATE GROUPCHAT, YOU EVIL SPAMMER!
>I'm a gamejolt coomer.. Yes I'm a gamejolt coomer being against grooming kids is heckin evil..
>Being against grooming kids is heckin' evil, now get out of our private groupchat, you evil spammer..!
>Oh I'm a fnati Cuck, yes I'm a fnati Cuck Gooning to Mickey Mouse and little kids, I don't give a fuck.
>Oh I'm a FNATIFag, yes I'm a FNATIFag, If you leak all my games, that means you're a scallywag
>Welcome to our private Discord, we hope you enjoy the coal, Photo negative Mickey and the same game ten times in a row.
>Attention is the goal, Of our lord and saviors radiance.
>They jerk off to Disney porn, bro.
>But wait, don't you dare criticize them. For that was only a while ago. (months ago.)
>Can't forget Morilix the goat, The owner of an underage tranny devteam.
>He defended us from those scary chuds, And now we glaze him under his order.
>Oh I'm a FNATINegro, yes I'm a FNATINegro, I'm not white and that's just fine, 'cause I just made a game long ago.
>Oh I'm a FNATIGooner, yes I'm a FNATIGooner.
>Supporting leaking games is le heckin' evil, Now get out of our Discord server, you evil shiller!
Alright everybody, I went to watch Nikocado Avocado like I always do, and then I found a video called 'We're Done'. The thumbnail showed Nikocado and Orlin kissing each other with shit and sauce coming out of their eyes, and the red box in the thumbnail had an evil taki monster.
Curiosity got the best of me, and I watched it. At the beginning it showed Nicocado crying for 9.43534534523454 seconds until the Taki monster from the thumbnail came and shat everywhere. Orlin came and said, 'We're breaking up,' and he also had shit and sauce coming out of his eyes. I screamed and began to cry.
Why would Orlin do this, and why is there a talking monster? after 0.9999999999999999999 seconds nikocado's crying got distorted and spooky, He had shit and cheese sauce coming out of his eyes while the taki monster was laughing. The video abruptly ended afterwards, then the Taki monster came to my house and tried to kill me.
I shat my pants, then I got out my shotgun and shot it about 430,345,654,654.535224323 times. It died, and ever since that day I've never watched a Nikocado video ever again.