
Nintendo used to be a really good budget company with a lot of personality; nowadays it's A PIECE OF SHIT. Nintendo is so damn greedy nowadays it'd make Apple blush. They're now selling half-assed games for 80 FUCKIN' DOLLARS. Are you kidding with me? I HAVE MARIO KART WORLD AND IT'S 30 MINUTES LONG. Not to mention that Nintendo's been getting more and more bland with the design of their console and its operating system. THE SWITCH 2'S OS IS LITERALLY THE SAME AS THE SWITCH 1! You'd think there'd be at least themes, but NOPE, Nintendo is too lazy now to add them even though there were themes on the 3DS. Nintendo has literally been rereleasing the same games for 10 years now, and there's barely been anything new since then. The backwards compatibility for the Switch 2 is DOGSHIT; it doesn't even run the games natively, so everything looks identical to the Switch one, WHICH MEANS THAT THERE'S NO POINT IN GETTING THE DAMN CONSOLE! But wait… Nintendo has an idea! What if… YOU HAVE TO PAY AN EXTRA $20 FOR THE FUCKING PRIVILEGE TO RUN IT NATIVELY WITH A HALF-ASSED DLC? Yes. I got some myself, and literally none of them are worth the money AT ALL. There's also Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom, which is LITERALLY SATANIC PROPAGANDA! Not to mention that the game is literally just a $60 DLC for Breath of the Wild (which is a Wii U game that got rereleased on the Switch by the way.) It has the same visuals and same gameplay but with a little twist! You BUILD SHIT. WOW! Definitely worth the $60, guys! Speaking of junk that's not even worth the money... GAME KEYCARDS. They don't even have the game inside. It just downloads the game causing you to lose storage, which means when Nintendo decides to shut down the Switch 2's servers, that 'cartridge' is FUCKING E-WASTE. Literally the biggest waste of money ever. Also they've been literally suing everybody under the sun, like pocket pair for making a pokemon game that's better than the slop nintendo themselves make (GEEEG.) All I can say is to teach these fuckers a lesson by homebrewing their consoles and pirating their shit.